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Boob Bombs?

It basically says that them Al-Qaeda people learned how to put chems along with implants to future big-breasted suicide bombers who are women ( Mainly because men with boobs are already bad )

Experts say that the boob bomb could blow a jumbo jet's left wing up.

How they knew? Well after Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, a London-educated Nigerian, attempted to blow up an airliner bound for Detroit on Christmas day with explosives packed into his underpants, the terrorists were like " You know what? Lets do like that but with breasts. "

A reason to fear it is because if the doctors skill level is over 9000, the boob bomb would be virtually impossible to detect.

So ladies, if you feel emo because your breasts are a tad small, then step right up to the nearest doctor/terrorist near you.